Simple Truths About Life!

I want to share with you an email that really made me laugh from the first line to the last. Simple truths about life!

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS
At age 4 success is…Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is…Having friends.
At age 17 success is…Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is…Having money.
At age 50 success is…Having money.
At age 70 success is…Having a driver’s license.
At age 75 success is…Having friends.
At age 80 success is…Not piddling in your pants.

I’m Doing QVC Again!

I am so excited to have been asked back by QVC to sell KinderKord again, I’ll be on this Wednesday at 9 AM so tune in!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
JOAN LUNDEN to appear on QVC to sell her child safety product, KINDERKORD

This Wednesday, June 24th at 9:00 AM EST Joan Lunden will appear on QVC’s My Time with Mary Beth selling her child safety product that she invented, KINDERKORD. This will be Lunden’s third appearance on QVC in 90 days following a sell-out segment on the same morning show in March.

As schools across the country close and families embark on summer vacations, safety is in the front of every parent’s mind. Joan Lunden, longest running co-host of ABC TV’s Good Morning America, and one of the most well known and trusted moms in America, has created a new way to keep our children safe, while allowing them to explore the world around them. KINDERKORD was invented by Lunden and her husband, camp owner and director Jeff Konigsberg as an alternative to the “leashes” on the market. As the parent of two sets of young twins, Lunden says “You know the phrase, necessity is the mother of invention, well this is it!” Lunden’s invention launched nation-wide in Babies R Us last September and since its launch KINDERKORD has been sold to various large retailers as well as a myriad of small stores across the country.

KINDERKORD is a wrist-to-wrist connection that can be quickly and easily attached and detached when in a crowded public place such as an airport, amusement park, crossing the street, in a shopping center, etc. The KINDERKORD consists of light weight wristbands worn by parent and child housing retractable tension cords attached to a small metal hook. When needed, the hooks easily attach, creating a hands-free physical connection between the two. With a unique opening-to-opening design, the patented hooks cannot become unintentionally disconnected while in use. KINDERKORD allows you to discreetly keep your child close and safely in tow without having to hold his or her hand at all times.

My Time with Mary Beth can be seen every Wednesday at 9:00 AM EST on QVC and also on www.QVC.com. KINDERKORD is available on www.QVC.com or retail locations can be found at www.KINDERKORD.com. For more information on Joan Lunden, please visit www.JoanLunden.com.